That third one though.
if i see one of those long bugs with all the legs and antennas in my house i’m moving
i don’t care what it’s called i’ll leave my house and all my belongings. i’ll change my name.
OH MY GOD
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you! Hand over your cash motherfucker
I got this from a children’s joke website but just added the word motherfucker at the end
i wish tumblr did cool ass shit for their users like youtubers and viners can like..make a career off what they do and go to cool conventions and meet cool ppl man i picked the wrong social media to put all of my time into
pissing people off should be a sport
Shout out to old people for graduating high school without google